Totally Historically Accurate First Christmas

Baby Jesus in a papoose? Check.
Tiny angel buzzing a teepee? Check.
Color palette created by having Georgia O’Keefe puke all over it? Check Check Check.
Slightly unsettling mixture of Native American culture and Roman Catholicism, given, you know, history? Nervous laughter and Check.

Now, lest you think I am a racist beast and would mock a nativity scene simply for the fact that it is depicting Native Americans, you would be wrong, wrong! I understand that many Native Americans are Christians, and it’s natural to think they would want to make nativity sets that reflect their culture. They do, and that’s fine by me.
This, however, is just generic ceramic nativity scene with Caucasian people colored sort of brownish in stereotypical “Indian” clothing in front of a teepee. Almost none of the features that the magic interwebs tell me consist of an actual Native American creche scene are present: the fox, the bear, and the buffalo; the Handsome Fellow in white; a terrifically ornate crib. There’s just a weird moose and a freaky, tiny, bendy angel squaw.
So anyway, in case I haven’t offended all of the tribes of earth yet, I submit some reasons to love this set:

•  It is marked as a 10-piece set and I only count 8. Nine, if you include the cartoon moose in the background. Wait, is the sheep detachable? Ok, there’s 10, never mind.
• What’s in the box? I’m guessing it isn’t frankincense and myrrh. My vote is for peyote and marijuana.
• Mary looks like she has a sweet pilgrim hat on.
• This little guy

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Thanks be to Kael P. for the submission. Merry Christmas Awesome to you, you handsome devil.