Do the Polka!

This ornament was a gift from a friend enabler who truly understands that we have a problem.
This polka-dotted/frosted ball, in the scheme of things, is fairly tame by Elfenstein standards.

. . . Unless you consider scale.

We have to “hang” this behemoth from a low branch because the tree just can’t support its weight (about the same as a small cat). Mostly, we just set it on the floor and thread a branch through the string at the top. Sadly, we cannot swing it to and fro or tie it in a knot, tie it in a bow.

Thanks for the present! Merry Christmas Awesome, Daddy. Love, Sugar.